DN: How to Annoy L and BB by ParamourxLights, literature
Literature
DN: How to Annoy L and BB
*These have spoliers!!...So don't read it if you don't like those!!! DX*
L. Lawliet
1. Take away his sweets when he's not looking.
2. Ask if you could borrow his eyeliner.
3. Make him a Facebook page with his real name.
4. When he sits in a chair, hit his back with a ruler and say in an accent, "Sit up straight young man!!"
5. Buy him the game Portal, then watch his reaction when he finds out the cake is a lie.
6. Hide all the snack foods and only leave out healthy things.
7. Put sharp objects all around the floor, forcing him to wear shoes.
8. Before he puts the shoes on, fill them with glue when he's not looking.
9. Laugh at hi
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[] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class
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